Mediocritaxan Music

The Mediocritaxan's favourite song is the all-time best selling hit: "and more, much more than this, I did it OUR way."

All Mediocritaxan music conforms to the genre “Middle of the Road”. Indeed, any other kind of music is deemed to be too dangerous and radical and is, in fact, illegal.

Music in Mediocritaxa, as well as art in general has to confirmed to five
BASIC PRINCIPLES:

1. It must never be controversial

2. It should only make use of the “mid-range” and neither screech nor bellow

3. It should never “rock anyone’s boat”. Rock music is generally frowned upon.

4. It should be neither too loud, nor annoyingly soft

5. It should never “break new ground”

“Going over old ground is a sign of fine art in our city”
The Academy of Mediocre Music

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